Shibusen's Scientist

[Personal Stein rp account from Soul Eater. READ IMPORTANT INFO/ABOUT. I do not do any rps with children/siblings/related family/lovers of Stein or for any canon.]

[M!A: None]

[Status: Snark game still strong.]




"Depends: will it get me away from my responsibilities?"

"It has a high mortality rate, I’m still perfecting it.”

"My life has a high mortality rate that has yet to be perfected. What’s your point?"

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"I can do this magic trick where I make a guy disappear in fifteen seconds.
                                    Wanna volunteer?”

"Depends: will it get me away from my responsibilities?"

Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey.


"A man chooses, a slave obeys."

- Andrew Ryan


The “Kitty is broke as shit so… commissions!” Post.

Okay so I hate having to do this, I know you all see a metric shit ton of them, and I don’t like asking for help to begin with. As a lot of you know, I’ve been looking for a job for a few months now, with, er… limited success. As in no success. I am beyond broke. I have over $3000 in medical bills, no car, living with my mother, and no money to buy pet food (thankfully I am not starving, yaaaay, Food Stamps). But I really, really, really need money. Badly. 

So I’m opening commissions of my shitty art. I know it ain’t the best, but I can scribble for you for a little money. 


  • Dragons and other monster-type monster sketches — $7
  • Human and mostly human headshot protraits (either traditional scanned or digital) — $10
  • Full body stuff — Depends. Not my preference, and they take a long time, but we can talk about it if you want one. 

I am not at all comfortable with my coloring skills, so these will be none-colored sketches (as in the black and white examples above). If you want color, add $3 and don’t hate me for coloring like a five-year old. 

I’m perfectly happy drawing existing characters, or OC’s references or no references, tho if it is design heavy, there may be an extra charge. I like drawing people’s dergs tho =} 

I know it’s annoying to see all these posts, but I really need the help right now. Donations are accepted as well, if your heart is feeling super big. My paypal is Thanks for listening to me guys, and sorry to beg, but I’m getting a little desperate here. 

blacksxar inquired:

"I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."

"I’m more concerned with your well being than mine, but knowing you are ok helps my state of mind a bit."

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#blaxksxar #the Doc Answers
  • "Its okay, I'm here."
  • "I'm not going to leave you."
  • "Everything is okay."
  • "I'm going to protect you."
  • "I believe in you."
  • "Hear my heartbeat? Just focus on that."
  • "You'll be alright, no one can hurt you now."
  • "You're not going to lose me."
  • "I love you."
  • "I'll stay right here, okay?"
  • "Just breathe."
  • "I'm okay, you're okay, we're okay."
  • "You're everything to me."
  • "I don't care what they think, to me, you are perfect."
  • "Do you want to talk about it?"
  • "You don't have to be alone."
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 ”I feel like ‘accident' and 'dropkicking it down the stairs' don’t belong in the same sentence.”


"It can be if you know how to word it properly. "

"Due to how sick the Boss is, he’s going to be bed ridden for a few days. As a result I will temporarily handle his work. If you have any questions, please run by them through me."

"Would you kindly stop making Alex exercise." >B)

"Oh would you look at that. You aren’t even exercising right now, so command is null and void."

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#beforetheinfection #STEIN #The Doc Answers

The Family Creed



1. Everyone shall obey the Godfather. Any disloyalty will be met with severe consequences.

2. Any and all jobs must be reported immediately. Withholding information is a serious offense that will not be taken likely.

3. Children are innocent. You do not harm, torture, or kill a child under any circumstances. If you have a “client” with children, it is your job to take the children to a safe and secure area and make sure they are not witness to any of the events that take place with the “client.”

4. All transactions must be properly recorded and written down.

5. Any and all kills must be recorded and marked off in the hit list and all bodies will be hidden accordingly.

6. All information that resides within The Family is strictly confidential. Nothing gets out without any confirmation from the Godfather.

7. Never involve the innocent in any work. If any innocents are harmed or killed, there will be consequences. We are a Family, we are not mindless killers.

8. Snitching in jail will cause you to instantly be removed and a bounty to be collected on your head.

9. Rape is strictly forbidden, no matter who the person is. Anyone found to be guilty of rape shall be removed from the Family. The rape of someone within the Family shall result in a bounty upon your head. We are not animals.

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Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey.

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me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

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#mun things #me with stein


look at this fucked up bird


what the fuck

Reblog if you are proud of your URL

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Send me “Never have I ever” statements

If my character has done it, they have to take a shot.

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